Busy, busy, busy

Meetings. someone said, are the Middle Class alternative to Bingo. On Tuesday next week I was due to have six of them, four at the same time. One was postponed to the next day, but I cannot go because of a course I am on.
I don't like meetings. They take minutes but we waste hours.
God so loved the world that he didn't send a committee etc etc.
Will there be "matters arising" and "any other business" in heaven? I don't think so...

By the way, what do Policeman have in their sandwiches?

Truncheon meat, of course.